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What holiday traditions do you and your family celebrate?

There’s the annual argument over what to do about dinner, the seasonal sulk, and the final departure with recriminations.

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How much TV do you watch?

Which one’s TV again? Is that the one with the pictures? It’s getting so hard to keep up with modern technology.

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Which do you like better - football (NFL) or football (soccer)?

I prefer football (Rugby) to football (League) or football (AFL).

But, really, one can’t go past football.

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Between the Hunger Games, Harry Potter & The Twilight Saga, which is your favorite?

Stabbing myself repeatedly in the eye with a fork.

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What’s your favorite food at a BBQ?

Well, meat, obviously. But I don’t like barbecues in general, as they typically involve being out of doors during daylight.

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What’s your favorite thing to cook?

Food.

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How many profile photos do you have on your Formspring? Have you taken a profile photo with your computer’s webcam yet?

Just the one. I try to avoid having pictures of me online. In case “they” manage to track me down.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

Not only does it make a sound, it will ring you up and complain that you’re not paying attention.

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What’s the strangest museum, gallery, or monument you’ve heard of? The one dedicated to the oddest subject or event, or the smallest niche?

What’s the strangest museum, gallery, or monument you’ve heard of? The one dedicated to the oddest subject or event, or the smallest niche?

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What’s the strangest museum, gallery, or monument you’ve heard of? The one dedicated to the oddest subject or event, or the smallest niche?

What’s the strangest museum, gallery, or monument you’ve heard of? The one dedicated to the oddest subject or event, or the smallest niche?

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